Facebook Syndrome (FBS)

When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)

The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).

Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.

by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008

FB Hit-and-Run

Noun. The act of logging on to Facebook for a brief interval, usually to check notifications (and post the occasional comment), before logging off in order to not FB Chat with someone.

"John wasn't even online... how did he post a comment?"
"He pulled a FB Hit-and-Run."

Facebook FB Hit and Run Hit-and-Run

by MoreThanDots September 8, 2010

FB Wall Bombing

Playing a joke on FB when you contact a few FB friends and let them know to post something funny on a mutual friend's wall all at the same time creating a flurry of posts and likes, etc. It is hilarious!

Erick wants to dance Zumba tonight. Cowboy boots and tights required. FB Wall Bombing

Erick, I heard you're having a Zumba party tonight, are tights and boots optional this time? FB Wall Bombing

by Alma The Great June 21, 2011

FB suggestion battle

On Facebook when a friend suggestion appears at the top of your screen for multiple weeks but you will not send that individual a friend request and they won't send one to you because of dominance. The person who finally sends the request to the other is declared that person's bitch.

Cam: "Me and Eric have 117 friends in common but he won't send me a friend request"
Stevie: "Don't give in and lose the FB suggestion battle man!"
Cam: "I'm not, he's my bitch"

by Yamomsass November 10, 2009

DH'n my FB's

Dry humping my fun bags

If you can't believe what you just heard. "you gotta be DH'n my FB's "

by BK aka BK December 17, 2006

FB Chat Whore

a chick who goes on facebook and flirts with a whole group of guys with out any of them really knowing.

Dude 1: "bro, i was talking to _____ last night on FB"
Dude 2: "really me too?"
Dude 3: "i was too."
Dude 4: "guys WTF?!"
Dude 5: "lol, she's a FB Chat Whore"

by jadissx alter-account December 1, 2010

FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

by Lolita75 January 14, 2010