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The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
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Quizmaster Fallacy

When unsure in a multiple-choice quiz, you should always pick the answer that doesn't follow the pattern of the others.
For example, if the question is "What year did the US and Britain go to war?" and the answers are:

A) 1700
B) 1750
C) 1812
D) 1850

You should always pick 1812, because it doesn't follow the pattern of round numbers.
"How did you know that was the right answer?"

"It didn't follow the pattern of the other answers, why else would the Quizmaster have put it there? It's the Quizmaster Fallacy in action!"
by Carnefice May 10, 2025
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Zeno's Paradox Fallacy

The futile use of verbosity or technical blather in an attempt to ascribe logic to a fallacious argument.
No matter how much technical detail you can use to explain the genetic relationship between you and that chick you kissed, I know she's your sister, and I'm not listening to your Zeno's Paradox Fallacy nonsense.
by Prattlekak September 4, 2025
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Heavenly rex fallacy

If your opponent is heavenly rex you automatically win
Heavenly rex:nuh uh
other guy:your argument falls under the Heavenly rex fallacy
by Big eggd December 5, 2024
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callousy fallacy

When a begging the question fallacy is used over and over to the point of ridiculousness. Coined by the very intelligent Bearapalegic coffee. On 24/7 FE discord
Rumpus you have clearly begged the question constantly for the past hour. Your clearly guilty of committing the callousy fallacy. Ohhhh fack!!
by Bearapalegic coffee May 7, 2024
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Jew Klux Klan Fallacy

If you are a jew or black then you are therefore wrong in your argument.
"Your argument is flawed because your jewish" or " Your argument is flawed because your black" therefore it is a Jew Klux Klan Fallacy.
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Just because fallacy

A totally made up thing by big dictionary because they forgot the exemption of rose because she is always 100% right about everything and oh so swag
by Joe… June 8, 2024
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