sad facin'

To look sad/ be sad

Man Ashley is such a bummer. She's always bring my buzz down cuz she's always sad facin'.

by .braZZy. September 5, 2010

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

farnam

A typical Persian guy with a gigantic penis. A great looking muscular guy that everyone loves. He’s an intelligent, funny, strong guy who is good at sports, games and in school.

He is also very social and loyal.

Girl1:Omg do u think I’ll ever date Farnam?

Girl2:Backoff he’s mine!

by Bazinga guy October 20, 2020

farnicle

Resulting from wet fart(s). A crusty formation around the anus..consisting of dried feces.

I blew a couple beer fart earlier and now I have farnicles.

by gizmoslick March 28, 2015

Farnamed

To be told that a guy you like/are dating is a loser by one of his friends, purely because he wants to get with you, thus making him seem better than his friend (the guy you like/are with).

- "Dude, why did you and Charlie break up?"
- "Because his friend Jason told me that he was a dick and talked shit behind my back, but it was all lies just so Jason could get with me."
- "Oh shit girl, you got Farnamed."

by daytonameth August 5, 2018

faceness

to look like a face

(brought to you by Miss P)

i dont like your faceness

by shippo December 14, 2004

woman astride, facing away

the woman straddles the man's body on her knees, facing the man's feet. This position allows for deeper penetration, while giving the woman greater control.

girl: hey wanna try something new tonight?
boy: sure as long as its not too much work for me!
girl: okay, lets do woman astride, facing away.

by titstop November 16, 2011