Failure to Communicate 

A band based out of H-town Mass, known to use at least 6 guitars in every song even though the band is only made up of 4 members. their guitars are made up of 3 acustic guitars, one 12 string rickerbacker, 2 electric guitar, a parlor guitar. and a homless HPS on the Bass. known also to use abnormally large guitar picks and sleep in basements of random people where ever they go. only one can really play but they still have gone platinum back in the early 90s. their genres include Rock, old school, and Ska

JAX: Hey man Where you headin??

HPS: Headin Over to the Failure to Communicate concert over at the Madison Square garden

Jax: cool men thier beast

Failure to Communicate by stingrayjay12 June 5, 2009

Failure Face 

One who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people

If you keep missing school on purpose, you'll be a failure face...

Failure Face by Special_K February 14, 2003

Failure Boat 

Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.

Most likely having captain.

All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.

Failure Boat by unholy waffles September 29, 2008

Failure Beard 

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

Failure Beard by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

failure filth 

What happens when you've lost your job...marriage...start up. Days of eating junk food, drinking alcohol, and forgetting to clean (anything).

I stopped by Phil's and he was still so broken up about losing his job he was lost in a pile of failure filth.

failure filth by XYZF May 12, 2016

Failure Fart 

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?

Failure Fart by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025

Failure of Journalism 

YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM!

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."

Failure of Journalism by Hym Iam February 7, 2025