Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

except

Not including,

You can take what you like except that

by Inquisitive mind10 January 22, 2018

Excel

A juicy lucy; An assassin in the MMORPG Aion that has bad DPS and usually dies.

Crucifiction: You do less DPS than Excel!

Excel: You don't get Boon of Quickness.

by Crucifiction June 21, 2010

Excersize

The act of getting your lazy rear-end of the couch to stop playing video games and start doing one of these activities: running, jogging, crunches, jumping jacks, having sex, pull ups, push ups, having sex; etc...

Harold got off the couch and went to the bedroom to do some excersize with his lady friend.

by Ms. Einstein September 26, 2010

Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.

John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!

by Corn Flake December 6, 2006

excelsior

a word yelled when men see a particularly attractive female within distance for other men to take notice and to not offend the woman directly.

As a gorgeous woman passed his station at the local healthcare plant.....

Seth: EXCELSIOR!!!
Norm: EXCELSIOR!!!
Craig: What the fuck!
Shaun: Some ol' bullshit.
Richard: So i was in the Navy.....

by bigsight April 27, 2010

excentuation

It’s a silly misspelled/mispronounced word slow people use when they mean accentuation.

He used excentuation of the words to help the person understand.

by Charlie November 23, 2004