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The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.
Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in
Evan by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018
A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous
That Evan guy is hard as fuck
Evan by Hagshdvd October 17, 2018
He is a fuckboy but it preeettttyy cute.
Evan, go be friends with Joe. Oh wait, you're too much of a fuckboy to do that. WHOOPS!!
Evan by welp.pls.get.this.famous. December 21, 2018
Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.
Did you just see that cute boy?”
“ yeah, that’s Evan.”

“ WOW! He is soooooo cute!”
- dick
- gay
-you
evan is a gay dick
evan by jeffefefefefef June 24, 2019