European Shower 

Splashing some water under your arms then drying with a towel (soap optional). Not to be confused with an actual shower.

"Hey, Poindexter, we're gonna be late for the panty-raid."

"I'd better take a European Shower...I smell like an Albanian."

Origin: bef. 950; ME shour (n.), OE scūr; c. G Schauer, ON skūr, Goth skūra

European Shower by Rufus LeMantra October 12, 2008

european reach around 

a hug, that simple a hug

I'm gonna give you a European reach around! a what?! a hug!

european reach around by andy41 January 2, 2011

European swim 

What middle aged European men and women do at the beach. Instead of actual swimming they simply hitch up their skirts/pants and stand around in knee deep water.

Hey Todd, come in for a swim. I can't dude, I'm wearing my fave board shorts. That's ok dude, have a European swim! Bonus!

European swim by reesly February 18, 2011

European Union 

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.

The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.

European Union by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020

European Sandlemaker 

When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.

That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.

European Sandlemaker by Premium Boy July 3, 2010

european style 

When your with a chick fooling around and you cant get it up, you continue the act of love making with a flacid penis.
This can be tough but if need be just use you hand to slap you flacid penis around the vagina area.
When the girl is pissed off that you could not get it up you must use the excuse that this is how they have sex in europe

Girl: What the hell are you doing
Boy: what doesnt that feel good?
Girl: Your not even hard at all
Boy: Of course im not, im doing it european style, i thought it would be kinky to try something different, but clearly im sexually on a different wavelength to you,
Girl: Who told you that was european style sex you have never been to europe
Boy: your fat get out of my bed

european style by european styler February 5, 2009

European Party 

A European Party is a party that involves a couple of guys jizzing all over someone's house. The person whose house is being jizzed on would probably not know about what is happening.

Joe: Ted, Bill and I had a european party at your house last night, while you were out.

Fred: I hate you. So thats why I found something sticky in my bed.

European Party by its spider freckin man August 1, 2009