Equisde

The pure incarnation of stupidity and bruh

That’s an equisde moment right there.

by TheClapGod October 14, 2019

Dos Equis

A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.

XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.

Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.

Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!

Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.

Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.

My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.

The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.

by DPaptG February 6, 2010

Equine American Princess

1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP

The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.

by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013

equidickstant

When one girl has slept with two guys and she has carnal knowledge that they have the same penis size.

I banged Simon and Matt and though Matt had better technique, I brought my tape measure and in Simon's defense, they are equidickstant.

by queenbee77 January 4, 2015

dynamic equilibrium

When it blows as bad as it sucks.

It was a case of dynamic equilibrium when Steve realized that the totally hot stripper he was dating had left him for his ex-wife.

by Ricardo Corridor June 11, 2009

Fully Equipped

Depending on which side of the spectrum you are sitting, it means:

Car salesman: Power windows and a CD player

Buyer: All the optional equipment that a model can have.

Salesman: This car is fully equipped!
Buyer: So it has a remote starter?
Salesman: No
Buyer: 8 speakers radio?
Salesman: No
Buyer: Alloy wheels?
Salesman: No
Buyer: What equipment does it have?
Salesman: It's fully equipped. It has a CD player and power windows.

by BingoRingo November 6, 2010

Equipoise

To hold in Equilibrium

If you're keeping an object floating in the air, you are performing the act of equipoise.

by Isaac20 January 23, 2007