Dirty Elise

When A guy sticks his balls in his grandma, grabs a shotgun, then blows his dick, and his grandma's head off.

"My grandson is going to give me a dirty Elise tonight!"

by Big balled buster December 23, 2023

Elise

The most beautiful, hot, fuckable person in the entire world. She has the hottest body and softest skin, and the most creative soul you will ever meet while also being the silliest :). If you meet an Elise, you’ve found your soulmate.

Person 1: hey bro, have you met elise?
Person 2: yes she is SICK!!! 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨 she blew my mind last night

by beanie2044 November 22, 2021

Elise

Loves singing and funny get good grades at school and every thing

Elise got full marks in every subject, let’s be friends with her

by Music lala lover August 29, 2022

Elise

Elise is a woman that comes from the Norwegian small-town of Ski. Elise is known to be a serious bitch that never shuts up and usually solves her problems with violence instead of verbally. she is seriously allergic to nuts except if they come from the Sápmi region.

person 1: hey is that, Elise?
person 2: oh fuck we better run! Elise stinks!

by funnyjodler2005 January 25, 2024

elise ferro

the best (fictional) gaslight gatekeep girlboss there is!! claimed by hannie. if she goes to jail so do we.

The patron saint of the wronged and my savior, Elise Ferro.

by claycollins August 7, 2021

Elise RB

A secret german girl( but a sma gurl at heart)with an outrageous addiction to mafia smut. BEWARE OF MENTIONING THE NAME OF CHARLIE E BECAUSE SHE WILL QUITE LITERALLY START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. lowkey alcoholic high key shopaholic and if you havnt heard SMUTAHOLIC!! she believes she is a good driver when in reality we have all thought we were gonna die in georgina

“Do you know Elise RB”
“omg that bitch stalked me while simultaneously reading smut.she has six pictures of me as her screen saver at a time”
“wait are you The Charlie E??”
“The one and only‼️”

by fugly_slunt May 11, 2023

Elise M(shorty)

Someone who is weird and funny, loves dogs. She doesn’t care who her friends are just as long as they make her happy and she makes them happy ( people are always happy around her ). For some weird reason she always thinks there is something wrong with her like her forehead or she thinks that she is “fat” but really isn’t. She’s always outside walking her dogs in the snow or any other activity involved with outside. Also the best person to make you smile on a rainy day.

The definition of Elise M(shorty) basically to sum is a person who owes dogs and will make you smile.

by BEARCAKES November 13, 2018