egyptianbeauty

A delusional remedial fuck who thinks that everyone in the world is jealous of her. When encountering egyptianbeauty, remember that she is in love with a dong loving, reigning defending gloryhole champion named Prince Leo. Another redeeming quality is being is a trouble maker who thinks every female that has a boyfriend or husband is infected with STDs and is being used for their money by their spouse. Her skill set includes begging for nickels and sitting on a shit stained chair while calling it had work. Ultimately, she likes to pick fights with the wrong people, getting her banned from adult conventions by a company who only allows her to stay because she would possibly take her life if they were to fire her.

:zippy I have natural egyptianbeauty... Even though I tweeze my beard and have one and a half eyebrows.

by Echo5mike June 9, 2017

The Egyptian Thing

Living on De' Nile. Living in a state of denial about some major crisis or problem in the persons life.

John: Bob's got a real drinking problem, have you talked to him?

Julie: Yes but he's doing the Egyptian Thing and won't talk to me.

by Gneissguy August 11, 2009

egyptian magic

1.The coolest sort of magic there is.
2.The coolest person on halo x box live there is who sounds like hes 20 or older but only 13 and 14 in may 2008.

1.Yo dawg did you see egyptian magic jsut rape those noobs!? yeah dawg hes my homie we rape noobs all the time and fuck fat chicks.
2.He rape sauces those nub sauces to the extreme man! rape sauce nub sauce in my rape sauce nub sauce.

by Adam aka egyptian magic April 2, 2008

Egyptian Teabag

When a female places her pussy lips on the bridge of your nose.

Went to the titty bar last night got a couple egyptian teabags.

by Jeepers McGillicutty October 16, 2011

Bum Fucked Egypt

Some arbitrary, far away place.

Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".

My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt

by Barkeep July 27, 2004

egyptard

Egyptard is also known as an Egyption, from the country Egypt. They are terrible at spelling, generally suck and are extremely annoying.

Mero is a common example of an egyptard, but be carefull as he is full of aids and does bite.

by Samesu January 16, 2008

Go Egyptian

When your ISP (Internet Service Provider) is down or your modem drops out and you are left with no internet.

My internet is down, I am about to GO EGYPTIAN on Time Warner!

by Dj Manik Digitune February 21, 2011