eggplant

a fruit that is purple and is not used as a dildo

i love eating eggplants in a PG non-sexual way.

by eggplant_man January 18, 2022

eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021

Blue eggplant

Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue

When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor

by Hsvdjajdbeyaiabru February 12, 2022

Eggplant

Most commonly known as a purple, spongy, absorbent fruit but in modern day slang it is known as a cockasaraus.

Girl 1: "OMFG bitch you wanna see this pic I just got?"
Girl 2: "HOLY SHIT that cockasaraus is as large as an eggplant"

by Fishbowling March 31, 2022

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021

Big Purple Eggplant

Big Purple Eggplant
Big Pur-ple Egg-plant
1. UK: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plɑ nt/
2. US: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plænt/

Noun:
1. An emoji that references that one male appendage that resembled Dr. Evil's rocket in Austin Powers.

Synonyms include but are not limited to: dick, pecker, privates, wang, willy (not Willy Nelson) johnson, penis, tallwacker, shlong, weiner, one-eyed monster, woody, prick, mini-me.

Your wife certain likes Big Purple Eggplants (aka BPEs)...

by Glossopharyngeal Zola August 20, 2024