Dyson

A straight Hooper that GETS BUCKETS💯

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Mei Dyson

Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.

imho Mei Dyson is a 10/10

by JennieFromDaBlok October 17, 2018

Dirty Dyson

When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.

Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.

by Carole4eva March 14, 2019

The Joe Dymond

Committing murder

I pulled The Joe Dymond on this girl last night. The police have no leads. Let's run to the Mekong Delta!

by albatross34 November 9, 2010

Dyvonte

Has small genitals (penis), uses many people lies ,gets things from many people.

He is like a Dyvonte with all those girls.

by Ur diction October 16, 2013

dyson

To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.

Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."

Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."

by shavies March 22, 2009

Dysonbabe

A girl or woman who is such a filth monger, or has not had it in ages, appears to just hoover a man's member into her without much effort.Usually a bit of a slack annie down there as it goes in like a dentist's mirror. Without touching the sides.

Dysonbabes are numbered in the many in Britain alone. Such as many, many people who I can't be bothered to name.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008