dissensus

Opposite of consensus. The inability of a group to reach unanimous agreement.

Marketing and engineering have been stuck at dissensus over inclusion of the new feature.

by Raj Gandhi April 28, 2004

dusen dusen

To pelt or hit multiple times

Typical Americans, go back to your street malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices and punch each other silly und ja, und dusen dusen!

(Must be said in a deep German accent while motioning punches.)

by Jah Rastafari March 4, 2008

would you like dessert

the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"

waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean

by jzzombie August 1, 2010

Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

dissertaytay

1. A formal, lengthy exposition of a topic: discourse, disquisition, treatise.
2. A thorough, written presentation of an original point of view: thesis.

Dude, I've only got 2 days left to finish my dissertaytay!

by Craig Munro March 5, 2005

dubsex

Sexual intercourse or sexual actions performed while listening to any form of dubstep music. Makes everything sexier and dirtier by most people's opinions.

Me and my girlfriend were listening to dubstep last night and got in the moment, we had great dubsex.

by Sirencallss March 3, 2011

african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006