Get the dismotherment mug.The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.
This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
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A highly contagious mental disease caused by hanging around males down the shore with said illness. It's amongst the easiest to diagnose for what seems to look like full grown boys will act like 5 year-olds when encountering something that they do not understand. Such things include but are not limited to; emotion, intelligence or anything to do with people who have a higher chance of success in life. Said syndrome has only one speculated cure, and it is not yet known, however growing up is highly recommended as treatment for alleviation of symptoms. The syndrome is speculated to also be genetically inherited, and seriousness increased in those harbinger the Y chromosome
high school boys in the back of that bus clearly have "Down the shore Male Syndrome (DTSMS) " they hate on girls that like a guy that they don't know.
by Kagomes_S January 15, 2009
Get the Down the shore Male Syndrome (DTSMS) mug.An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance
by A victim of Desmond January 30, 2009
Get the desmond mug.Color Dysmorphia is not about the colors you would find in the rainbow, but rather it is when you feel as though your skin color is unfit for your body. If someone chooses to follow through with changing their skin tone, they have the potential to turn orange, ashy, or commit blackface. Color dysmorphia is most common in celebrities that live in LA.
Micheal Jackson: Heee Heee!
Producer: Hey, Micheal, since when were you white?
Micheal Jackson: I bleached my skin bitch! I have color dysmorphia. I want to be white now, I hate being black.
Ariana Grande: *exists*
Victoria Justice: we kinda look similar, don’t we?
Ariana Grande: needs to change her appearance so she decides to over tan, get rid of the child star look, and become black.
Producer: Hey, Micheal, since when were you white?
Micheal Jackson: I bleached my skin bitch! I have color dysmorphia. I want to be white now, I hate being black.
Ariana Grande: *exists*
Victoria Justice: we kinda look similar, don’t we?
Ariana Grande: needs to change her appearance so she decides to over tan, get rid of the child star look, and become black.
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