The school where everyone thinks they are the shit. The girls are plastic barbies who are orange in the middle of winter and are way too thin to support themselves for too long. The girls walk around like models when newsflash: they are far from it. If the East Girls aren't randomly hooking up/banging strangers, they are either taking slutty pics of themselves or doing
drugs to keep up with the guys. The guys are all just
ugly. Downingtown West, East's rival, has the hot guys while East has the '
hot' girls. The guys are either doing
drugs or dealing
drugs. The guys at East act like they are the Abercrombie underwear models and not only think they own the school, but they think every girl wants to be with them AND they think they own the world. About
98% of Downingtown East is either an alcoholic and/or a druggie. Most of that 98% of students are also sluts and/or whores. For those 2% of students who are attempting to stay
normal, congrats to you and good luck surviving in
hell...i mean Downingtown East.
Downingtown East's mascot is the
cougar. A
Cougar is also now known as an older woman, usually around the age of 50?, who sleeps with
boys, usually around the age of 19-30?.
I believe teachers from previous years have taught us that this is called foreshadowing.
