Droning

The act of stealing your infant child, going to the park, and flying a drone because you verbally-abused spouse is trying to serve you divorce papers.

Ah man my wife trying to divorce me, but I went out droning instead.

by ChinMySack March 3, 2024

Drowningly

The opposite of “Swimmingly”. “Drowningly” suggests that the time was terrible, where as “swimmingly” usually means it went well.

“The road trip went drowningly”

by Poopwizardd1 April 11, 2024

Drunning

When someone is running at the same time with music in their ear and playing air drums with actual drumsticks. (could be the wooden kind or the chicken kind).

Yesterday in the downtown area, I saw a person leaving KFC drunning to an April Wine song, but it was in the month of May?

by Chaser Matrix May 10, 2024

Droning

Secretly watching someone

He was creepishly droning a girl he admired

by Jay da brrr August 4, 2025

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

Closet Drowning

When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.

Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019