P1: "Hey douchebag!"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"
P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"
P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.1.) One who outwardly insists that they are the epitome of the human race by mirroring those to whom they are inferior.
2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.
3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.
4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.
3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.
4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
Hey, check out that douchebag in the parking lot slamming his car up the tail pipe. He must have been driving it really hard earlier!
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Tom is such a wimp... I think his wife has his balls in her purse, like Jon Gosselin! What a douchebag!
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