The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
by DrewnIan November 30, 2010
Get the Retro Dongingmug. Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
by Zadsda December 19, 2014
Get the big dongmug. 1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021
Get the dong kooziemug. Dropping Dong is when an actor shows his penis in a film. This is usually considered taboo for American Cinema, and ultimately results in the demise of ones career.
Jeremy: "Dropping Dong is totally acceptable now in movies."
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
by CrazySasquatch November 19, 2013
Get the dropping dongmug. The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
by Manuterus May 14, 2015
Get the retard dongmug. A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.
Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018
Get the Dong Poundsmug. by Doug W. February 10, 2008
Get the dong chompermug.