dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.

J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass

by daniroo March 24, 2009

dingleberry diving

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.

Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."

by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011

dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 5, 2012

dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries

Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019

Dinglebytes

A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.

Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.

by Kikima April 1, 2020

dingelibians (dingelobes)

turds, fecal matter

man them dingelibians (dingelobes) stank.

by renwalker April 17, 2009