Denali

Denali comes from the Native American word for Great One. Denali is also known as the amazing, confident, strong and smart girl next door who manages to do everything better than you and for some reason puts up with your bullshit even though your an asshole. She is very easy to have long conversations with and is always willing to try new things. Denali loves dark chocolate and to know that she is cared for. She carrys a lot that she'll never show to anyone, but doesn't let that get in her way of being super awesome and a great friend. Last but greatest she IS the most beautiful woman that you have ever met and loves the fuck out of everyone.

Denali is that awesome girl that I wants to be around and have not hate me.

by thatjoshdude March 5, 2013

Drunk Dial N' Wail

The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.

Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"

"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"

by calihog July 31, 2009

Dialysis

When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.

Jimmy needs dialysis.

by HouseMD July 10, 2009

Butt Dialing

When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.

Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)

by CountryBoii December 4, 2010

post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.

"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"

by marrklar August 6, 2007

Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

by izcool January 11, 2009

dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off

Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)

by Nick April 25, 2005