Mobile game devs

People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
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Dev team leader Ste

SHITE DEV - Savvyy, SS Kazza and Uncle Drew
Person 1: Hey, is that dev team leader Ste?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a shite dev.
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Dev Dawg

An average lookin male with a weiner size of exaclty 2 inches which has never been used. Also known for their wise quotes and a stylish porno mustache. Includes the middle name elusive and many others. Only example of "NOT A F.N."
Bro hes so elusive, he's definitely Dev Dawg.
Bro man is a menace, he must be the so called Dev Dawg.
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devving

The hipster word for 'Developing'.
Person: What are you developing?
Hipster: Devving. Ugh, developing is so mainstream
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Devving

A short term of Developing used by developers
Example: Developer1: hey im devving the new app rn
Developer 2: oh what language?
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Dev Bhatty'd

To completely and utterly screw somebody in fantasy sports
The trade of players ended up on me being, Dev Bhatty'd
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Dev

A dumb indian who says he hates curry but we all know eats it every single day.
"Dev do you like curry? No i hate it."
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