Decalphilia

The desire to be covered in stickers or the sexual feelings directed towards stickers and the feel of them.

That girl asked be to stuff stickers in her pussy, she is definitely a Decalphiliac. so naw fuck that.

by Thatguymandude December 19, 2018

Decomplish

the dubious achievement of destroying something of value in order to see it in ruins - deconstruction, defacement

The Vandals had a hell of run and decomplished more than anyone thought possible.

by Il Pirata December 21, 2018

Decapidong

Where on cuts of a penis. Similar to decapitation but it is on your dick instead.

"Bro did you hear what happened to Mark? I heard his girl chopped his dick off!"
"Oh you mean decapidong?"
"Shut the fuck up"

by Leviathan Maximus January 8, 2019

decapitarte

When you grab a pop tart from a toaster and the corner breaks off

"I decapitarted my tart"

by boner_fart February 9, 2019

decapitarte

When you break off the corner of a pop tart and drop it, forever losing your sweet toaster treat

"Man, nothing helps my midnight hunger like a pop-tart, so glad that it has just finished cooking in my home toaster. To avoid burning my fingers I shall grab it by the corner.
Oh no, the worst has happened, I have decapitarted my tart friend. I have not only lost my toaster treat, but I have lost the will to carry on.

by boner_fart February 9, 2019

Decapacision

When the head of your pee pee gets cut off, resulting in a mixture between decapitation and circumcision

Bro #1: “Bro did you see Bro #3 get decapacised?“
Bro #2: “yeah bro, he really did get a decapacision.”

by Kenneth Locke January 4, 2020

Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"

by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020