why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!

wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?

by meme_mastah September 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

Urban Dictionary peer review

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.

"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

Urbsn dictionary

When you misspell urban dictionary

I accidentally searched urbsn dictionary on urban dictionary

by Anonymous5762 April 22, 2020

Turban Dictionary

The Indian Urban Dictionary, because Indians wear turbans.

Turban Dictionary, the Indian Urban Dictionary that no Pakistanis can edit.

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

Orban Dictionary

The dictionary of the right-wing Hungarian Prime Minister. It usually consists of blaming a pathetic 'supranational' European authority, LGBT people and immigration for the country's problems, while also omitting that crippling corruption and a shortage of educated people would be more plausible causes.
Also, catering to a braindead electorate using quasi-Fascist terminology is the peak of the Orban Dictionary.

Dolfa Tilher: Jews, Gays, Romanis...
Functioning human being: Are you reciting the Orban Dictionary?

by Iyob Yulius March 2, 2022

the urban dictionary t-shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.

Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.

by Mr. Ding February 11, 2017