annoying customer

the name of Dante and Randal's cat at the Quick Stop.

Cute cat, what's it's name? Annoying Customer. Fuck You.

by TheChrisMan September 1, 2003

custard cousin

A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.

Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.

by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008

man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

custard bus

a bus that retards go to school in
usualy custard colour

look dave ther goes the custard bus

by stuarty matthews November 10, 2007

customer-centric

With a primary focus on the customer and the customer's needs with the goal of providing valuable services to the customer.

Our services are completely customer-centric.

by Keeem March 14, 2007

Custom Pink

See all the synonyms for Vagina. This version is of a higher quality though. It is clean and neat. Also refered to as CP.

I'm looking for some Custom Pink tonite, I'll find it.

Nothin like a nice piece of CP every now and again.

by Signal 12 worthington March 1, 2008

Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010