fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.

friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!

by 0liviaS November 19, 2018

on the cous

doing something sus in a low-key sketchy way

buster: go steal some fries from me on the cous
jimmy: you got it, buster

by thesillymoose October 25, 2020

couseimwesome

The improper yet cooler way of saying "Because I'm Awesome."

Dude why dont you share some of that chick-fil-a sandwich.

I don't have to couseimwesome and you're not.

by I r KewL August 31, 2009

Cousin Dotty

A girl's period

Oh joy, looks like Cousin Dotty just came in for a visit... And of course, I'm wearing white....

by Bananagurl January 22, 2010

Chousing

Chilling, hanging out, sitting around = chousing.

Hey bro i'm chousing with mark, tryna join?

by Alpha Sigs Bro December 5, 2010

cousall

cool, calm, collected. They are loved by everyone.

man, i wish i was a cousall

by cman09121 February 24, 2012

Couslings

Cousins who are raised together, and act more like siblings.

Sebastian was an only child, but grew up next door to his couslings Charles and Camille.

by Dotti January 10, 2014