cuntguzzler

1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed female genitalia in a preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.

1. This is the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.

2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.

3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.

by franzpolak November 10, 2010

Confuzzled

To be confused beyond help

I am confuzzled because of the large rock that had hit my head.

by Joe Nowakowski May 8, 2004

confuzzled

1)Stoned and confused.2)stoned and unsure.3)stoned and in a state of unknowingnessness.4)stoned and are tyler caldwalader.

1)Tyler was CONFUZZLED due to the fact hat he was Bamboozled.2)"What?i am all confuzzled.".

by Daniel July 26, 2004

confuzzled

1) To be confused and puzzled at the same time.

2) When you have a fail moment and can't decide whether your confused or puzzled.

Anna: So there was this kid and he was eating icecream and there was another kid who was eating icecream and before that they were...
David: Woah, back up! I'm confuzzled!

by Zaruko November 30, 2009

Confuzzled

The state of being confused and puzzled.

"I went the wrong way on the highway"
"Why?"
"I got confuzzled."

by Sergeant Fupa March 31, 2010

confuzzled

A word that me and my friend made up to describe when we're lost and/or don't follow something. Only we later discoverd that we weren't as original as we thought and other people used it too much to our annoyance. Bastards. But to our credit we started the trend!

I'm so confuzzled...damnit..

by Shannon June 17, 2004

Cunfuzzled

A word middle school white girls use instead of confused because confused "is like not lit."

Girl 1: Oh My gosh- this test was SOOO hard
Girl 2: IKR! I was so cunfuzzled

by Too many otps... March 24, 2017