Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Cucumbery

Ew

That water is very cucumbery

by PissyPenis February 20, 2019

cucumberdogged

When you try and scare a cat with a cucumber but a dog eats it.

YOWIE WOWIE, you've just been CUCUMBERDOGGED!

by YowieWowieTheMassiveMuscleMan May 17, 2019

cuchulain

BETTER THAN HAZEL THE BIG FURRY

Cuchulain is an irish name like the irish myth cuchulain

by Big schlong boi 420 November 12, 2020

cucumbini

my hottest moot !!

did u see cucumbini’s new post ?? theyre so hot

by ilikegirlslol June 22, 2021

Cucumber Stew

A stew of cucumbers that probably has piss in it

“mmmmmmm cucumber stew”

by fireatlas91_ September 11, 2022

Cucumber Juice

Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.

Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .

by WithMySelfMadeCu November 4, 2022