crusty bob

during a football game, the act of taking a chunk of mud, prefferably wet nasty funky mud, and throwing it into an opponents pants, ideally in the asscrack vicinity. Originiated in Viriginia Beach, but made famous in the movie "Leatherheads"
Tyler gave Chase one helluva crusty bob during the game last friday...
by King o' crusty bobbin... May 05, 2008
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crusty unker

Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.
Dude jim pulled a Crusty Unker, now i need to wash everything again.
by Quellio August 29, 2006
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Crusty Sock

A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.

Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.

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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
by Alfsonso Muzan November 10, 2010
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crusty wipe

When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.
I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe
by Tedaa May 15, 2016
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Crusty Crate

Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)
Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough
by The Big Ham January 14, 2020
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crusty omlet

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.
Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.
by adawg123456 October 16, 2007
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Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009
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