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Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.
"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"
by young j swizzy September 11, 2011
mugGet the Crust Scavengermug.

Pussy Crust

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used
Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!
by mowmylawn June 10, 2016
mugGet the Pussy Crustmug.

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off
Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.
by MaDD Black January 19, 2011
mugGet the crust burnermug.

papa crust

A male role model who creates epic memes and is also a dough lord. Also known as a Tyge/teig. Papa crust has an amazing CoC and also knows everything about the worlds best game, Minecraft. He is wholesome, caring, innocent, and loving.

Also has thicc ass cheeks
Guy: yo, is that papa crust?

Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas

Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.
by kingthejam April 30, 2019
mugGet the papa crustmug.

Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
mugGet the Demon's Crustmug.

cooter crust

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"
by jgardz07 March 15, 2014
mugGet the cooter crustmug.

crust buster

“Daaammmnn yo look at them crust busters!!”
“I was at my girls house last night about to get my freak on and I pulled them socks off and she was rockin with some crust busters”
by TheKatydid January 29, 2018
mugGet the crust bustermug.

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