Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot

Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.

by Delicious dee November 9, 2015

Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.

I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.

by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Crock Bucky

A phrase commonly used in the Deep South region of the United States, referring to a large, rectangular bucket used by hunters to catch large alligators.

And then I told Jim that Home Depot still had Crock Buckys

by CrockBucky77 July 10, 2018