Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get

Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"

by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 30, 2018

critter bitch

bitching in a way only a creature is able to

“Josey was being a critter bitch yesterday”

by mr615 May 23, 2022

Crowder critter

Stupid/ghetto people that go to crowder Mississippi to get wasted/high or anything like that

Look at that crowder critter over there

by Notacrowdercritter January 07, 2024

Apple Critters

Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.

Enjoy these Apple Critters

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!

Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!

by B9ine November 02, 2022

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 09, 2024

Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.

When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.

by Impallallamballa March 09, 2019