Cris

Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.

Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"

by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022

cris

I always considered you a great person and that's what you are I suppose, but you promised me that you would never leave and you left in the most painful way of my life possible, it is so sad that I still think of you and you have completely forgotten me.

Did you see cris?
Yes, give off enthusiasm for loving someone

by ilywara January 4, 2022

Cris Collinsworth

The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.

There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.

by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023

Cris

He is just trying his best but gets shit on by everyone,

Cris is late again
Don't burn the meat Cris

by Happyn't November 21, 2021

Cris

THE MOST RANDOM NIGGA YOULL EVER MEET. Cris is a absolute dumbass but a genius at the same time

Cris

by Truefax8262 November 20, 2023

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017