candy coated blow job

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.

My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013

sponsored content

Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.

I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.

by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016

Fire chute

It's your asshole the day after eating too many hot wings

Bro I ate so many hot wings last night, my ass is like a fire chute today!!

by Soup75 January 7, 2017

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

by Mliv March 16, 2020

flat coated retriver

THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD :-)

Omg Lana did you see my new puppy?
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.

by Jæçíìoqb January 6, 2021

tra-contempo

Tra-contempo is a delicate and artful mix of "Traditional"and "Contemporary" values.

Michael and Crystal's relationship has its own special contemporary flare with a mix of traditional values. They are simply tra-contempo.

by D-Woman February 3, 2022

pulling the chute

Leaving an event or night out at a club early because it is lame/boring and not always telling the people you came with

If I'm still hungover Saturday, I'll be pulling the chute early and bookin it for home.

by Gordi November 26, 2007