cocoa puffs

marijuana that has been laced with coke

Those cocoa puffs I smoked the other day FUCKED me up.

by L motha fuckin A May 19, 2004

carcolepsy

a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

by kelly del gaudio July 21, 2007

cocoa dick

A big fat black cock.

Did you witness Stacey riding the cocoa dick last night?

Stacey certainly knows how to suck the cocoa dick like a champ.

How many cocoa dick's does it take to fill Stacey's twat, four or five? However, keep in mind she has one in her ass as well.

by Sammy Johodangles October 12, 2006

coco-crunchy-k

the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan

guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

by the bear and the fox March 18, 2010

coco slime

The mysterious white flecky substance that accrues on a juul pod after being hit. Often accompanied by a completely depleted pod, and is generally preceded by the phrase "yo can i rip that," or just a hand reaching out in your general direction.

Damn I'd love to hit this juul but first I need to pop in a new pod cause this one is completely empty and covered in coco slime.

by JuulBooler December 24, 2019

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.

“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

by ifartedanddoodoocameout April 25, 2022

JJ coco deli

JJ coco deli is a very powerful greek god who has aidsand who made the word monkdingus which comes from the greek word dingusmonkus which means monkdingus but its flipped.

Grandpa: did I ever tell you about the legend of JJ coco deli?

by Andy_snow January 27, 2021