cowellcrap

Any television programme which is devised by, produced, directed or involving Simon Cowell.

Oh No, not another load of cowellcrap!

by The dormouse April 30, 2015

condell

Someone who cons companies and corporations. Usually scams computer companies like Dell.

He stole that computer, he must be a Condell

by PotatoSalad88 May 2, 2018

Corwell

The most triggering English teacher you will ever experience

Student: Here's my essay
Corwell: WHY THE HELL IS "BUT" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE YOU SPASTIC MIDGET

by mynameio March 17, 2020

Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020

Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense

I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Cornwell

To smoke all your weed and then ask, “who the fuck smoked all my weed.”

Benny just Cornwelled all of us. He’s high as hell.

by Psuedonymifonly August 1, 2021

Connellsville

Redneck City in Southwest PA, sometimes referred to as penciltucky. 20% Weed, 20% Heroin, 60% Moonshine, and 100% Fucked. Common sightings have trucks with big ass mufflers and 12 year olds wearing shorts on Christmas. Everyone and their dog has food stamps and welfare, Geibel sucks ass, Falcons 4 Life.

McKeesport and Connellsville are cesspools of garbage straight from hell.

by polydanked November 8, 2021