Range Contest

Where two gay guys see how far they can stand apart and still be able to piss in each other’s mouths

Tim: Lets watch some Range Contest
Robert: Sure I made one last week!

by PackRat515 October 28, 2019

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Unpopularity contest

If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?

He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

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When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

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Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

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canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021

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