Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

compromise

An agreement where one or both parties sacrifice a demand, in part or in whole, in order to reach a mutual agreement. This often has an unwelcome side effect whereby neither party is happy with the arrangement.

She wanted to go to a concert and I wanted to go to a lecture, so we compromised- we went to bed early.

by SSGKnuckles March 1, 2017

compromised

To have your home and all belongings pilfed while your away

That Rumsey-nater let everyone rob me blind, being ,he has compromised every thing

by compromised May 14, 2015

compartmentalization

To put certain persons into mental "compartments" based on race, sexual orientation, religion, ect.

compartmentalization is bad

by giosantana August 6, 2014

2/5ths compromise

after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.

One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect

by woman-exterminator January 7, 2010

compromise

i am right and you are wrong

Edgar thinks we should compromise. I said ok, i am right and you are wrong

by i am right and edgar is wrong February 18, 2009

Atkin Comparison

Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.

Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.

Conductor: I want some dark chocolate violin notes!
Players: That's a real Atkin comparison!

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011