columbian apple pie

when u take a shit on the girls chest and boob fuck her.

dude last night i gave ur mom the columbian apple pie!

by yithegreat69 August 22, 2010

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Columbian Dust Storm

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit

My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola

by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.

Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.

by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020

Columbian Booger Sugar

Cocaine specifically from the hills of Bogota, Columbia

Border force officer: Do you have any illegal drugs on your person today, Marijuana, heroin, Columbian Booger Sugar

by Pus-d-Troyer April 27, 2023

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018

Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011