Colton 

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

Colton by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

colton 

a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out

colton has a massive cooter

colton by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019

Colton 

Colton, one of the douchiest guys ever, I don't understand why everyone thinks they would make good boyfriends or how people think a Colton could even be a good friend. If his names starts with C sis leave.

YOU ARE DATING A COLTON?

Colton by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019

Colton 

Colton, his name shouldn't even be said aloud. All he will do is break your heart, and leave you. I don't know why Colton's are getting hyped up on here, he is not a good friend. If his name is Colton RUN!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A COLTON?

Colton by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019

colton 

colton is a complete asshole who will ghost you for a hoe. he will break your heart after you went through so much together. When his side hoes leave him he will come running back to you and act like he never left you.

dont worry coltons wasnt worth it in the first place.

colton by sadgirl112233 December 9, 2019

Colton 

Colton is the most beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever I love him with my life and nobody can ever stay mad at him.

Colton has been my crush for years

Colton by 🥓 December 10, 2019

Colton 

faggot

Ya know colton? Oh yeah that faggot

Colton by dddddddddde February 21, 2020