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floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.
Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"
by Kieushly August 3, 2007
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Bodacious

The word was coined by the auther of the comic strip "Barny Google"
The definition is "The Cat's meow" which means the very nicest of all things.
What a bodacious body>
by Russell Beckley January 23, 2005
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Universal Consciousness

That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness, by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys having been imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?

Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
God cannot feel... that is why we are here... and that is what we, as a species, have to report back. Corporeal to pure intelligence... it starts with the 'net. Eventually it's all back to Clear Light.
by Littleflower November 15, 2004
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Bodacious

A Plus-Size Magazine founded in 2006 that places great emphasis on the beauty of a fat Woman.It's the first magazine of its kind depicting BBW (Big Beautiful Women)in a light so similar to the mainstream magazines that it would be hard to tell the difference, except for the fact that the magazine features fat women. It’s a high gloss adult print magazine for men and women that shows larger woman in a playboish manner. It has everything about the larger, curvier lifestyle, from the women who live it, to the guys that love it. The magazine is published quarterly and is setting the standard in which other magazines of this “niche” will follow. Each issue is packed with thought-provoking articles, evocative fiction, straightforward editorials and up-scale erotic photography. Sprinkle in a sense of humor, a touch of madness and just a pinch of naughty is nice, and you’ll have one of the most talked about magazines in the mainstream market today.
this months Bodacious magazine has Gaining goddess and Syrianna.
by Alfred O. August 7, 2007
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Bodacious

Pertaining to the elemental trinity of excellence.
"The Bodacious geometrical roundness of the sphere is unparalleled"
by Goatinthewoods February 19, 2010
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Hodacious

1. Remarkable gardening.
2. Exceptionally spirited, and or incredibly skilled prostitution.

The word is a portmanteau, blending two words into one new word, i.e., "Ho" and "Bodacious".

A portmanteau word typically combines both sounds and meanings, as in smog, coined by blending smoke and fog.
1. Speaking to his new congregation gathered before the pulpit to receive a warm token of welcoming, the Deacon elicited, "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to draw your attention now to the Hodacious landscaping found both inside and out of our church. Many thanks to our brothers down at Hodacious Lawns."

2. Two young men reflect on their outing Friday night at the local pub, exclaiming in unison, "Dude! We spent four hundred dollars on Cosmopolitans and we're sober, going home alone! Those girls are Hodacious!"
by frugaljunkie March 14, 2011
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consciously uncoupled

Getting divorced or separating from a partner.
Gwyenth & Chris have "consciously uncoupled".
by Jazz80 April 25, 2014
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