beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007

clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

clustercoitus

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

by mphi December 9, 2009

clusterokefuck

A Clusterfuck of karaoke

Watching The Voice on NBC is a goddamn clusterokefuck of noise.

by rtwilbur November 29, 2011

Clusterfucknundrum

A conundrum of cluster fucks.

Also can be pronounced clusterfunundrum.

Well that was a clusterfucknundrum.Cluster Fuck Conundrum

by xMaestro February 16, 2014

Cluster Cum

When three or more people having sex cum at the same time. it counts even if there are multiple groups. For example, at an orgy.

Everybody cluster cumed at the orgy last night.

by DirtyB&stardMr.B August 7, 2018

Cluster fuckwittery

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019