clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

by ibs2pid November 14, 2016

Clapper

An absolute rocket of a slap shot on the ice that usually goes in. Most of them are high.

Jake said "Rip a clapper" and Eli hit it 98 MPH and it went Bar Down.

by Walter Hartwell Black February 2, 2023

Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)

He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper

by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021

Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day

Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025

Clapper

An object used to strike something or someone

Ex: baseball bat, metal pipe

David better stop playing before I hit him with my clapper.

by daisybaxe November 20, 2020

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025