Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 05, 2024
A name originating in 2018, Papa Clamps defines someone who is a warrior. A man who makes his whole family proud, a ray of sunlight in a gathering of ominous clouds. Often shortened to just "Papa" for convenience, calling someone Papa Clamps is one of the greatest signs of respect you can show a man.
by rb112 January 17, 2022
by CYsda March 04, 2022
by Zoooooooeeeee February 25, 2020
1.) "yo, i heard you were clamping Amy's cheeks, was it good my boy?"
2.) Tony had clampedJason and broke his jaw with one hit
3.) The defender had moved up to intercept but got his ankles clamped and was benched for the rest of the game
2.) Tony had clampedJason and broke his jaw with one hit
3.) The defender had moved up to intercept but got his ankles clamped and was benched for the rest of the game
by Blu Pill December 17, 2017
Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.
by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022