Chappelle's Show

(N.) A hilarious sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that is known for being America's #1 source of offensive humor. In fact, it really is the ONLY thing funny on Comedy Central. It has been renewed for a second season and unless Comedy Central plans to pull a "FOX", it seems to be here to stay for a while.

Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "OKAY!"

by G-Union March 18, 2004

Chopper Squad

The action of swinging ones penis around in a motion mimicking that of a helicopter's blades (but not over your head) thus sending more blood to the end of the penis and making it look bigger if the need should arise.

Dan needed to make his package look bigger for the photography shoot, so performed Chopper Squad to semi.

by IAN ID January 13, 2009

Coppell

Also known as Cop Hell. The good cops go to cop heaven while the bad cops go to Coppell. Coppell, TX is a (boring) suburban city located right outside Dallas.

"Hey, Bob, where do you live?"
"Coppell, unfortunately."
"Ooooh that sucks."

by Beckett July 3, 2007

Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004

dave chappelle

The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

Chopped

Being high as a Kite

Damn I just got chooped

by Chelle March 28, 2004

Chopped

A term coined by Greg Lford, it is the definition of the feeling of being so extremely high that your like a tree that has been chopped down and just laying there. Comes from other definitions of "Chopped" which is a feeling of being very very high.
By taking one hand in the shape of a karate chop and slicing it down on your other hand's palm is the visual representation of being chopped, making it easier for those around you to understand how your feeling.

Jordan: The Lion King is such a awesome movie

Mitch: Yeah dude, that was a fat ass blunt we smoked

Jerrica: Hell yeah nigga, how you feelin greg?

Greg: *makes a chopped hand motion* im fuckin chopped like... fuckin chopped.

by Nuthinbuttajaythang November 8, 2010