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Chewdaism

Chewdaism can be what ever you make it It could be a religion, life style, codes to live by, or just some to get your history teacher to start ranting about how you're not allowed to start "cults" involving his name. But Chewdaism follows the teachings of Mickey Chew (A teacher at Valley Center High school) and Not going to the Groves where filthy activities occur. To obtain more information about about chewdaism please go to www. Chewdaism .org (Keep in mind we had to space because Urban dictionary doesn't allow links)
Chewdaism: A Religion. Wow Alan, You are such A chewdist! Mickey Chew is the god of Chewdaism!!
by Douglas Dimmadome October 28, 2019
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full chewbacca

The fullest level of female shrubbery. Unshorn, wild, feral, female crotch collie. One would need hedge trimmers or a torch to find the clit.
How was she last night?

Was she baby smooth, the Hitler, landing strip, welcome mat, or Full Chewbacca?
by axcon5156 January 23, 2014
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clit chewer

A man (or woman) who gives a LOT of oral sex to multiple women.
The dude is such a great clit chewer, he makes the girls come in seconds!
by definer1010 July 16, 2016
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Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
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sussy chewbacca

when you are a sussy imposter in among us and use the chewbacca defense to avoid being ejected
by sussusamongus69 October 17, 2021
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chewbongka

A reference to Chewbacca, a Star Wars character, who was very tall.

It is a very, very large bong.
Stop laying on the couch like Han Solo and help me hit chewbongka.
by khartman February 11, 2009
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chewed

a name for the state of mind under the influence of ganga... thats what we call it when we are high
Damn dude I'm fucking chewed..
Yah dude I'm really chewed...
I'm fucking chewed..
by CeQueezy April 28, 2005
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