Chicago 

Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO

Chicago has beer

Chicago by Mushroom noodles July 10, 2023

Chicago 

A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.

Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose

Chicago by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023

Chicago 

A Chicago is the most glorious thing to ever step foot on earth. He is the epitome of power. He controls all. If you meet someone named chicago, bend down and bow.

He is my king, he is Chicago

Chicago by BestBakakakakaka January 20, 2024

Chicago 

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed

Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd

Chicago by da MAK January 27, 2024

Chicago

Fuck this shitty ass city and its shitty ass people, shitty mayor and the second worst gun laws behind California

"dude im going to chicago"
"bro go on the red line trust"

Chicago by Zibles December 6, 2025

Chicago 

I'm not in Chicago.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know why my IP address says I'm in Chicago but I'm not in Chicago. How about this, instead of deploying the national guard... You grab that mentally retarded piece of shit Elon... And you grab that thieving Jew cuckerbeard... And then you make them pay for the AI that they stole... And then you release the Epstein files so we can determine whether or not we elected a pedophile as the president... And then you arrest the the retards for theft and you arrest pedophiles for fucking kids and then you pay the creator of AI to create AI."

Chicago by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

Chicago Sunroof 

The act of taking a dump through an open sunroof into an automobile.

Jimmy McGill gave a guy a Chicago Sunroof. Too bad he didn't realize there were kids in the back seat of the car.

Chicago Sunroof by dudeman3000 April 6, 2015