Chinkosaur

1) Having or relating to the qualities of the half-human, half-prince, half-mexican being they call "John Cancino".

2) One who goes through intense, periodic spurts of autism.

3) He who goes crazy for a week and then returns to normal life.

4) Can travel through and control time.

5) Appeared on an episode of South Park season 13. ("I See Dead Celebrities")

Hey look! It's the mysterious Chinkosaur!

by Goldrion December 9, 2009

The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkout

The act of a quick Hotelroom checkout.

How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.

by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008

Chendo Fumpit

When your honey gives you head, you pull out and spray your whelpin' yelp' juice in her nostrils and punch her in the forehead and slamp her across the mouth with your cock when she gives you the stinkface and yell "Fumpit!" as you run away laughing.

I got thrown out of my apartment because my landlord heard me pulling a chendo fumpit on the chick in 2B.

by Kingnigger Slappings November 12, 2010

cheekologist

A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.

Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.

by BCMQhatersforever February 11, 2005

chenoworth

Chenowrth chenowerked chenowerkeditted chenoripittit
A noun verb adjective pronoun adverb all in one. It is everyting and nothing at all all at the same time.

It is better then chenoworth. Did you see the chenoworths on her? How is your net chenoworth? He is a dumb ass chenoworth as they come. Who left that smelly chenoworth in here? It is better to have loved and lost then to never have chenoworthed at all. Pass me that large chenowerk so i can get chenowerked.

by KL OUD April 10, 2008

Chenozzle

A person whom you would consider a douche nozzle to such an extent, that he or she is actually not worth the extra syllable at the front.

Dude, I can't believe you just pissed off the balcony instead of going the five extra steps to my bathroom. You're such a chenozzle.

by Busn230 April 18, 2011

chelkonas

just a word, can be used in the place of any word(s) in a sentence

OW! I hurt my chelkonas!

by emilybiz October 31, 2011