Chameleons

Similar to a survivalist, but with several important differences. Chameleons prepare themselves for scenarios in which failure would result in a large loss of life or societal collapse as opposed to survivalists who simply wish to prepare for an apocalypse. They dress in a paramilitary style or are nondescript. Their preparation for emergency situations often makes them the civilians who first respond to medical situations or accidents. Most are concentrated in urban areas where their skills are most likely to be useful.

Before the paramedics arrived, we saw a couple perform CPR on the victim. They both had large backpacks filled with medical supplies and took control of the situation. I think they were Chameleons.

by Kertap November 1, 2008

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

social chameleon

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.

In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.

by SanikkaP October 24, 2006

Champlin

Champlin consists of banks and sandwich shops and cookie cutter houses and boring familes. They recently got a doughnut shop which is pretty good.

"Champlin is so boring."
"Yeah, but they have yummy doughnuts."

by Silver Strike March 9, 2012

chameleon

A person who adapts quickly to other personalities for survival and stealth. These people find ways to relate and connect to others so they can understand them. Because understanding a variety of people makes the world a less scary place.

"You're such a chameleon, you get along with everybody! I never know which cliché I'll find you in.

by dontbeadouchebro July 29, 2015

ChaMILFeon

An older woman who is only attractive looking on casual Fridays and other dress-up situations. Otherwise she is plain and frumpy looking...but does have the ability to blend in as a babe when make up is applied.

I've known Jimmy's mom for years and she never turned my crank, then last Friday she waited on me at the bank wearing contact lenses and her hair up. I had to fight a public boner because she was so hot...she's totally a chaMILFeon.

by Anton Vettel May 13, 2010

chayli

The action of where one is sneeking in little suttle touches to a person they admire.often rude actions, Such as a girl punching a guys arm or a guy pulling a girls hair

Wow he's chayling her a lot, he must like her

She gets really nervous around her crush, all that she knows to do is chayli

by positive cat December 8, 2014