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Uniquely Charming

I didn't say this two days ago. The guy with 128 PhDs isn't making a reference to the thing I said in front of the only person who knows about my "monk with rosary beads". I'm clearly a paranoid schizophrenic. That's what's happening here. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the thing that is happening isn't happening. I just think it's happening.
Hym "Yes, I'm clearly a paranoid Schizophrenic. Just a uniquely charming paranoid schizophrenic Nianfo Buddhist monk with rosary beads.... Yep... That's what's happening..."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
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Captain charming day

October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.
“Dude it’s October 27th! Let’s rewatch ‘good form’ in honour of captain charming day!”
by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022
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Prince Charming

A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH that only exists in a woman's mind but not in reality.
Some random hoe: OMG, I wish I had a Prince Charming!
Realistic person: Nah, the only men that exists are the broke ass niggas, rich ass niggas that treats you like shit and men who treat you like shit because they've been formerly treated like shit because they don't meet arbitrary standards. Get real!
by Fly Felix August 4, 2022
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Wind chiming

An action, two pairs of ballsacks politely tapping together during sex
I could totally hear Adam and Jeff wind chiming upstairs last night!
by Nastyb August 5, 2022
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illegaly claiming

i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 2, 2022
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Prince Charming

A blonde beach boy with half assed style who likes to use women
“You got used by Prince Charming too?? He was just in my bed last week. I thought he loved me..”
by Vicious_NTG December 10, 2022
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Gas Charming

Gas charming a person that uses their charm with words to get what they want.
They were gas charming in hopes of winning love.
by 3am Soul December 14, 2023
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