Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner

I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle

by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019

sweet cattle

good cuts of meat owned by you OR boobs

Person 1: so I hear you meet my sister yesterday
Person 2: yea she showed me her sweet cattle
Person 1: oh yea our dad was a butHEY WAIT A MINUTE

by Mrs. dismantle the patriarchy November 14, 2013

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012

cattle crumbs

Another way of saying shrooms

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.

by Merkinsky February 15, 2021

Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.

1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.

by BG101 February 21, 2020