Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 25, 2019

cattle crumbs

Another way of saying shrooms

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.

by Merkinsky February 16, 2021

Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski February 18, 2012

roped the cattle

When a girl squeezes a dick with her hand until it turns purple.

Deborah roped the cattle last night.

by Juliojenkins March 21, 2016

Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.

1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.

by BG101 February 21, 2020

Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.

Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!

by bunyfurr August 16, 2019

Rangle Cattle

The Hick way of saying blowing out someone’s back, and or doing a innately freaky act with someone

Pardon me ma’am, but I you are the purdiest little lady I ever did see. May I Rangle Cattle with you tonight?

by Cattle wrangler 69 May 29, 2021